Little Miss S gets into everything. It's just plain stupid the messes she creates. We have a closet under the stairs that I keep all the games. I have to lock the door because she will open every single one of those darn boxes and pull out all the game pieces until she is satisfied with the mess she has created.
Well, LMS strikes again!
I opened the closet door to find her and at least eight games enjoying each others company!
I was complaining out loud saying, "I can't stand looking at this mess anymore!"
Funny Man I then said to me, "It's okay Mom, you'll get used to it!"
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "
"Is your daddy home?"
" No "
"May I talk with him?"
" No ."
"Is your Mommy there?"
" Yes ."
"May I talk with her?"
" No ."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,
"Is anybody else there?"
" Yes, a policeman ".
"May I speak with the policeman?"
" No, he's busy "
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,"
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
"A helicopter "
"What is going on there?"
"The search team just landed a helicopter ."
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "