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Daddys Changing Diapers

One of my CafeMom friends had posted this...

WAY TOO FUNNY. Men and Diapers!!

Girls Who Sleep Together, Poop Together... revised

a little poem I REwrote this morning...

Three Four mornings in a row.
Explosive diarrhea.
All over their beds.
All over their bodies.
Explosive diarrhea.
Three Four mornings in a row.

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Girls Who Sleep Together, Poop Together

a little poem I wrote this morning...

Three mornings in a row.
Explosive diarrhea.
All over their beds.
All over their bodies.
Explosive diarrhea.
Three mornings in a row.

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MOM....I Swallowed My Gum Again!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Tell me this... why can’t three year olds just chew gum for 15 minutes without swallowing the whole damn thing!

I’m just glad it’s an old wives tale that your gum sits in your stomach for seven years. If this were the case, Z, would have a baseball size wad of gum just sitting in his stomach.

Man, I’d hate to pass that thing!

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I Just Want To Vomit

Have you ever been so nervous that you just want to throw up?

Today, I am traveling to Guatemala. Our new daughter will be home in a few days. I am so nervous I can barely contain myself. The hubby will be staying home this trip. The 5 year old is “graduating” from preschool next week and one of us wanted to be here for him. He is such the middle child. My husband sacrificed sharing the experience of going to get our new daughter to stay at home. So, my mom will be joining me on this joyous trip.

I just wish I could get past the nausia. I think my body is reacting this way because the hubby won’t be there. Just thinking about it makes me want to run to the bathroom. You see, we really are a team. We depend on each other for everything. I guess it is just time to step up. Maybe I should go and get the puking over with or like my neighbor Mrs P would say, MAN UP! Go eat some breakfast and trudge through my fears.

I choose the latter. So I guess it is time to finish packing and just keep moving forward. I’m going to grab my luggage, get on the plane and bring my beautiful new daughter home.

Wish me luck...

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Who Pee'd On the Floor Again?

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!    Yes I know, it is bound to happen when living with four little penises... BUT COME ON!!!  I clean the downstairs bathroom every weekend, and yes, every weekend there is dried sticky urine on the floor.  We have hard wood floors in the bathroom, so I can’t see it when it happens.  But the question I have is, WHY?

Why do they think it is OK to pee all over my floor?

Yes, I have them clean it up... it doesn’t work. They don’t care.  I have even threatened to pee all over their toys. “Yeah, that will work!” That’s very adult of me.

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