Me: So, I'm leaving for Kenya in two weeks.
Big Bro J: Are you driving or flying?
Me: Are you kidding me? Did you just ask me if I was driving to Africa?
So, feeling like a failure and an idiot, I ask the next in line, Old Soul N.
Me: Hey N, do I fly or drive to Kenya?
OSN: You fly.
Me: How do you know?
OSN: Because you can't drive over the ocean.
OKAY, Thank you Jesus. I'm not failing all of them. But the world map might be moving downstairs!!!
Kids, gotta love um, just think all their cute sayings are recorded, in my days I had to journal them.
Posted by: Missy Caulk | March 31, 2008 at 07:22 AM
(Did you know that there is a Google-type program that shows you HOW to drive across the Atlantic? It shows a car going underwater with the fish and arriving on France's (??) shores.)
Kids make me laugh so hard. I will never grow old at this rate.
Posted by: Mariana | March 31, 2008 at 07:43 AM
:) My 6 and 11 year old keep me humble everyday as we homeschool them. You made me smile too. Have a safe trip!
Posted by: Cyndee Haydon | March 31, 2008 at 07:21 PM
LOL this is funny. Reminds me of when I asked a recent high school grad who the Tories were during the Revolutionary War. I said "Did they fight for the the Minutemen or the King?" and he said "I only know American History."
God, the pain...
To add insult to injury I said "This is American History."
Giving me a snarky look, he said "America never had a King..."
Posted by: Karen Rice | March 31, 2008 at 07:44 PM
Good one! And good luck on the trip!
Posted by: Margie | April 02, 2008 at 08:30 AM