1. Unwanted hair everywhere!
2. They drag in dirt and mud all over my clean floors.
3. They need to be potty trained so they don’t relieve themselves all over my clean floors.
4. They lick themselves in places we just do not need to see.
5. I need to remember to take them out so they don’t relieve themselves all over my clean floors.
6. They require a baby sitter of some sort if we want to go on a long vacation.
7. Allergy shots would be required for mommy and daddy!
8. I think you have to feed them, which would require buying them food.
9. They die if you forget to feed them. I couldn’t take the heartache.
10. All the darn hair all over my clean floors.
By the way... we have killed 4 fish in one year.
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