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The Best Thing I've Seen in a Long Time!

I headed over to commonsense.org and it is awesome! From movie reviewsmobile to mobile apps, they have it all! I can't wait to look through the entire site!

Wh47 7h3 H377 D035 7h4t 54y? (What the hell does that say?)

what about this one...

"1 w45 50 j4ck3d up |457 n16h7. 1 5c0r3d 50m3 cr4ck 47 7h3 p4r7y 50 1'd h4v3 17 f0r 70n16h7 4nd 70m0rr0w, 4nd 7h3n J1mmy 700k 0ff w17h 17, 7h3 455h0|3! 1 4m 4|| j1773ry 4nd n33d 70 m337 up w17h y0u 70n16h7 4f73r my p4r3n75 7h1nk 1 4m 45|33p. c4n y0u m337 m3 47 b0j4n6|3'5 47 m1dn16h7 ju57 f0r 4 f3w m1nu735? 1 ju57 n33d 4 |177|3 4nd 1 c4n p4y y0u b4ck 0n m0nd4y, 1 pr0m153."

Have any idea what this says??

Translation:

"I was so jacked up last night. I scored some crack at the party so I'd have it for tonight and tomorrow, and then Jimmy took off with it, the [expletive]! I am all jittery and need to meet up with you tonight after my parents think i am asleep. Can you meet me at Bojangle's at midnight just for a few minutes? I just need a little and I can pay you back on Monday, I promise."

I read this on CNN today, and we as parents need to catch up on the text lingo. Man, I just got a quick lesson. Check out the article entitled," "Parents, do you know what these texts mean?"

Goodbye Barbie!

My gorgeous dark hair, dark skinned, five year old Guatemalan born daughter just told me that she wanted hair like  Barbie and that "Barbie is more beautiful than she is." My heart sank. We work so hard, EVERYDAY, to tell our daughters that they are beautiful, smart and strong. We tell them everyday that they are special and amazing. And still Barbie's blonde locks and FAKE body measurements still have the ability to mind screw my daughter.

So goodbye Barbie. I'm selling you at the garage sale. Hello Mulan!

We all can relate!

Ahh... Four Year Olds

This is what happens when you ask a four year old to put the toilet paper under the sink.

Funny Thing My Kid Said

Mommy, are you drinking Pig Wine tonight?

Mommy, Can You Sew Up Puppy's Butt?

Yes, you read that correctly. You see Puppy Max used to be a puppet. Miss M wanted me to perform surgery today to close her up and be just a puppy. So, here are some post-op photos of both patient and "mom," all happy faces now!

My life Is never "normal."  I was in Kenya 5 days ago, today I sewed up a stuffed animals butt! Now, that's funny.

 

This is funny! Thanks @RyanSeacrest for the link!

What a Five Year Old REALLY Wants and Needs